sneak peek| mcd*ckin | jjk

snippet: it’s no secret that you live your life by the rules. the only thrill you allow yourself is going to mcdonald’s to interact with the exuberant drive-through employee who likes to give you a little bit more than what you originally ordered

pairing: jungkook x female reader

genre: smut/pwp, crack

au: fast food worker jungkook, customer reader, slice of life, s2l

rating: explicit/ 18+

sneak peek word count: 519

final word count: TBD; over 7k

warnings: none in sneak peek

sexual warnings: suggestive language, good ol’ fashioned freudian slip

a/n: banner made by the lovely @namluve​!!! thank you so much!

this is a part of the fast f*cking food collab! check out the other restaurants here!

“Welcome to McDonald’s! Can I interest you in our McSpecial of the day: twenty egg McMuffins? That’s right! You could be the proud owner of not one, not two, but twenty egg McMuffins! No special deal added! All regular price. Please get these out of my fridge.”

Nope. That’s definitely him.

“I’ll…uh,” you close are eyes tight and try to regain control of yourself, “I’ll have the-”

At that very moment you just so happen to glance away from the monitor and see Jungkook painfully gorgeous face lean out the window to hand someone their order. The car drives off, but Jungkook still leans out. It’s almost as if…it’s almost like he can see you. The distance is just far enough that you can’t quite make out his facial expression, but your imagination thinks that he’s smirking at you.

“Oh, hey. You came back.”

Oh god. There is no escaping this now. He sees you. He recognizes you. And his voice sounds so slow and seductive over the intercom, definitely not how he usually talks to customers. Or at least you think he doesn’t talk to customers this way.

“I’ll have a McDickin—A MCCHICKEN I SAID MCCHICKEN!” You scream and quickly hide your face in your hands. Freudian slips are still common…you just never expected that it would ever happen to you, and never this extreme.

You slowly place your hands back on your steering wheel, eyes wide and the right one twitching slightly. Maybe he didn’t hear the first part of the sentence. You’re praying to whatever god there may be out there that the incredibly attractive McDonald’s worker did not just hear you order to be dicked down.

“Can’t say I’ve heard that one before.” He chuckles. “Please pull up to the first window.”

It’s like your soul has evaporated from your body, the shell of yourself moving strictly in muscle memory as you lift your foot off the break and slowly crawl the car forward.

Knuckles turning white, you try your best to pay attention to how the air conditioning feels on your skin, anything really besides the heat radiating throughout your entire body.

The small window clicks open on your left.

“Here is your McChicken, no onions, no mayo, large fries, and an extra large Sprite on the house.”

Barely managing to manifest some confidence, you turn your neck towards Jungkook and you’re surprised when you’re greeted with a kind smile and plenty of food.

“You remember my order?” You accept the food in shock, the weight of the bag feeling a little bit heavier than what your regular order normally feels like.

“Of course I did,” Jungkook leans his arms on the edge of the window and looks into your eyes, “you’re my favorite customer.”

The sincerity in his voice calms your sporadic nerves and you’re able to relax your shoulders.

“Thank you,” you whisper with a faint smile on your face.

“Take it easy, okay?” Jungkook stands up straight and waits until you’re just starting to pull out of the drive through before saying: “You’re going to need your strength.”

restaurant opening; october 3rd, 2020

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